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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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