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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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