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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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