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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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