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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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