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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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