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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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