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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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