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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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