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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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