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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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