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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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