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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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