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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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