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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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