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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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