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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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