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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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