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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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