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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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