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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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