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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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