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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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