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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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