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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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