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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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