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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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