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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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