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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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