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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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