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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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