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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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