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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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