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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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