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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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