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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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