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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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