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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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