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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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