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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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