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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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