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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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