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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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