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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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