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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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