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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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