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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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