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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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