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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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