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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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