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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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