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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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